alright dude... go trip over a knife

bugkeeping:

yeehaw

fartinonfaces:

OP DELIVERS

hildawhite:

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

spoon-fresh:

Why don’t you take a seat in my office

telnaga:

red hot silly peppers :)

roseglam:

Crop Top (discount code: roseglam)

trainthief:

medusabraids:
….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube
Me as a local trapper in 1903 seeing Teddy Roosevelt and John Muir return from a three day backpacking trip through Yosemite and then hearing Roosevelt granted it national park status immediately after

*feeds you ancient soup of disputed origin*

analphebetapolothology:

sorryish:

The Front Bottoms- Rose

daintylolaangel:

random: you know starving yourself isn’t gonna make you lose weight
me: um actually *stands up and passes out*

synqra:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpxb7LgALnD/